1. Christmas In Heaven

    Monty Python

    02:46
  2. Fuck Christmas

    Eric Idle

    01:50
  3. I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

    Max Bygraves

    02:21
  4. Christmas Assembly Bangers

    Jason Manford, Chris Sutherland

    03:11
  5. (We Get Along so Easily) Don't You Agree

    Morecambe & Wise

    02:20
  6. Ying Tong Song

    The Goons

    03:24
  7. The White Cliffs of Dover

    Chas & Dave

    02:08
  8. Father Christmas, Do Not Touch Me

    The Goodies

    03:17
  9. The Night before Christmas

    Philip Lane, Stephen Fry, BBC Concert Orchestra, Barry Wordsworth

    06:09
  10. Feck off You Drunken Gentleman

    ERon and the Rude Boys

    03:01
  11. Don't Jump off the Roof, Dad

    Tommy Cooper

    02:34
  12. Fairytale Of New York

    The Wurzels

    04:03
  13. Christmas 1914

    Mike Harding

    05:11
  14. Christmas in Lancashire

    The Lancashire Hotpots

    02:49
  15. Hey Johnny

    Nick Helm

    02:57
  16. I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas

    Peter Sellers, The Goons

    03:19
  17. All I Want for Christmas (Is a Great Big Dong)

    EIvor Biggun, The Vulgar Band

    04:38
  18. The Lion and Albert

    Stanley Holloway

    04:20
  19. Pal-Yat-Chee

    Eddie Maxwell, Spike Jones, Homer, Jethro, Frederick Gas, Spike Jones City Slickers

    03:26
  20. Baby It's Cold Outside

    Homer, Jethro

    02:54
  21. I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas

    Harry Secombe, The Goons

    03:21
  22. Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now

    George Formby

    02:47
  23. Baby It's Cold Outside

    Jethro, Homer

    02:51
  24. Chubby's 12 Days Of Christmas

    ERoy "Chubby" Brown

    02:19
  25. Live from the Blue Boar

    Laurie Lingo & The Dipsticks

    03:34
  26. The Hippopotamus Song - Live

    Flanders & Swann

    02:53
  27. The Ugly Duckling

    Bernard Cribbins

    02:32
  28. Jingle Bell Rock

    Beal, Boothe, Max Bygraves

    02:27
  29. Splish Splash

    Charlie Drake

    02:26
  30. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Donald Peers, Hattie Jacques

    03:05
  31. Jingle Bell Rock - Remastered [Re-Recording]

    Joe Beal Jim Boothe, Max Bygraves

    02:24
  32. The Christmas Song

    Tommy Tiernan

    03:43