Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard LabsยทThe Locust

  1. How to Become a Virgin

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  2. Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?

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  3. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur

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  4. Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed

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  5. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office

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  6. Perils of Believing in Round Squares

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  7. Flash's Theme

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  8. Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe

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  9. Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs

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  10. Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine

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  11. Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby

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  12. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

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  13. Flight of the Wounded Locust

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  14. Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed

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  15. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case

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  16. This Is Radio Surgery

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  17. Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition

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  18. Sever the Toes

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  19. Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle

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  20. Moth-Eaten Deer Head

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  21. Brand New Set of Teeth

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  22. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector

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  23. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth

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  24. Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)

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  25. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)

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  26. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees

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  27. Straight from the Horse's Mouth

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  28. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat

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  29. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys

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  30. Backbones of Jack Asses

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  31. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality

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  32. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour

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  33. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family

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  34. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)

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  35. Kill Roger Hedgecock

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  36. Hairspray Suppository

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  37. Cattle Mutilation

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  38. Prepare to Qualify

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  39. Pain Reliever

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  40. Off by a Long Shot

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  41. #99

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  42. Head Hits Concrete

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  43. Ass Gravity

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  44. Keep Off the Tracks

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