1. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Early '50s recording by Cowboy Timmy

    02:14
  2. Merry F**king Christmas

    EMr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher

    02:01
  3. O Holy Night

    Eric Cartman

    01:56
  4. Dead, Dead, Dead

    Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children's Choir

    02:11
  5. Carol of the Bells

    Mr. Mackey, The School Counselor

    00:56
  6. The Lonely Jew On Christmas

    Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest

    02:44
  7. I Saw Three Ships

    Shelley Marsh, Stan's Sister

    01:00
  8. It Happened In Sun Valley

    Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger

    02:19
  9. O Tannenbaum

    In the style of Adolph Hitler

    01:10
  10. Christmas Time In Hell

    Satan, The Dark Prince

    02:13
  11. What the Hell Child Is This?

    Chef

    04:26
  12. Santa Claus Is On His Way

    Mr. Hankey

    00:27
  13. Swiss Colony Beef Log

    Eric Cartman

    02:14
  14. Hark the Herald Angels Sing

    South Park Children's Choir

    00:39
  15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (with Eric Cartman & Stan Marsh)

    EThe Broflofski's, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh

    03:18
  16. The Most Offensive Song Ever

    Kenny McCormick, Mr. Hankey

    02:58
  17. We Three Kings

    Mr. Ose

    00:50
  18. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

    Mr. Hankey with Stan, Kyle and Cartman

    02:29