1. Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    03:22
  2. Everything You Know Is Wrong

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    03:47
  3. Cavity Search (Parody of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2)

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    04:19
  4. Callin' In Sick

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    03:40
  5. The Alternative Polka

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    04:50
  6. Since You've Been Gone

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    01:22
  7. Gump (Parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States)

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    02:10
  8. I'm so Sick of You

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    03:26
  9. Syndicated Inc. (Parody of "Misery" by Soul Asylum)

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    03:57
  10. I Remember Larry

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    03:56
  11. Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    03:22
  12. The Night Santa Went Crazy

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    04:01