1. An Itemized List

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    02:12
  2. To Clarify, the Only Thing I Gained from This Relationship Was 15 Lbs.

    EStunt Rock

    03:21
  3. First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track to a Car Commercial or Video Game, So Fuck You and Your No Sell Out, Anti-Establishment Posturing, or Some Such in Your Face Remark of That Sort.

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    03:16
  4. An Open Letter to Underground Music, Those Who Review It and Those Who Use It As a Symbol of Their Individuality.

    EStunt Rock

    03:14
  5. And If I Had No Real Job and No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day and Have a Release Every Other Month.

    EStunt Rock

    03:21
  6. I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting to Sound Like a Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With a Twelve Year Old's Sense of Humor.

    EStunt Rock

    01:50
  7. Dear Christian Girl, Pt. 1

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    10:09
  8. Dear Christian Girl, Pt. 2

    Stunt Rock

    10:21
  9. Intro: I Still Say That Regret Instruction Manual Issue Two Was My Best Album and I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked.

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    01:19
  10. Pointing Out Your Elitist Superiority Complex Through Your Track Titles.

    EStunt Rock

    00:57